[memorycycle]

iron chef judge: this carrot slice is really cute. you cut it like a flower?

me: yes 🥰🌼

iron chef judge 2: i love your use of powder sugar on the pudding . makes it look like a mountain top

me: the himalayes 😊

[wordfather]

(flirting) you're beautiful btw. im going to piss you off on purpose

[drowningin-fantasies]

brendon urie is such a loser

[earthlings2018]

╰┈➤ vintage heart cards ・❥・

[paintedout]

Hermann Nitsch

[mizuform]

if u don’t like my posts send me $1000 and i’ll delete whatever one u want

[teenjournalist]

Man trapped at the bottom of an old well has been declared largely uninteresting, will not be rescued

[enoughtohold]

another wonderful transcription from google. i would go to the depeche mode dental office

[nocturnekks]

waning gibbous

[angelicguy]

dressing and acting like bruno mars for 8 days straight grinning and laughing dancing and twisting being all sexy and short until i pass out from dehydration/exhaustion with no prior signs of distress

[undr]

John Bulmer. Railway tracks snake through a town in the north of the United Kingdom. 1965

[beanbagbuddies4life]

The magic of a scorching summer evening

[segretecose]

so sorry i have listening to music in my underwear scheduled for tonight

[onlycheffings]

bunny henge